Hello and welcome to this week's Firefox's Top 5! Anyone who watches Anime can sat at least epic/awesome moments that keeps them from leaving the genre all together. At least, its that way for me. I've gone onto Youtube to check out other people's Top epic moments/fights/ect in anime, and it pissed me off. As you can expect, most them had that one Naruto fight as #1. I saw it. It wasn't that awesome. It was the highlight of the series. It still wasn't that good. (Which says a lot about the series.) Seeing that was the final straw. Here is the real Top 5 Epic moments in Anime. (One of them is also more Awesome, then epic. btw) Enjoy.

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Gunbuster
Of all the many, many Giant Robot shows I have ever seen in my life, this takes #1, as the worst Giant Robots show, ever. Then why, you ask, do I have this on my list at all? The answer is simple. About 3 episodes into the series (the series is about 6 episodes btw) they finally, FINALLY, introduce "Gunbuster" us. And damn me, it was best introduction, I have ever dun seen. Ok, the series starts out, introducing us to the normal Giant Robots, which are as big as you'd expect. Then, (Jump to ep. 3) they are in a battle, more like a massacre, all hope its lost. Then the gutless main character finally grows a pair, and goes into battle. So she exists the hanger, rising out with the robot's arms crossed, and flies out to save the day. She fires one shot, killing scores of enemies. Then, the "money shot". She flies past her comrades, and the giant robots you remember me talking about? They are TINY compared to this beast! However, the rest of the series was just bad. That's right. Bad. Just bad.

Sonic OVA
You remember waaaaaaay back in my third Top 5 how Sonic OVA made number 5? No? Well, that's understandable... Well, it was. Anyway, if you read it, then you'd know what moment for this movie I am talking about. Yep, that's right, the robotic roundhouse kick. It was just so awesome, and so strange at the same time... I mean, Metal Sonic flies down, from nowhere, and just hovers over Sonic's head for a second, then brings his leg down to a perfect 90 degree angle, brings it back, and kicks Sonic into tomorrow. No one saw that coming! Chuck Norris would be proud.

The Big O (Big O)
Ah Big O, everything you do is epic. Even a simple laser attach involves an epic stance, and an even more epic build-up into that stance! So you can imagine what a laser, that is literally what Big O is! The Big O! Every single attack (except the head laser. Go figure.) is used in this attack! This missile pods in his chest? They open up for the laser to come out. Those chain harpoon, things, around his waist? They shoot at the ground, holding Big O in place. Now what about the pylons in his arms? They provide a counter force, so Big O isn't sent flying back from the shot. Now the actual laser itself. whence fired, it fires a continues beam, that goes on for about 10-20 seconds, vaporizing everything in front of it. Now, did I forget to mention that the laser is about the size of Big O himself? Well, it is. Once it's done firing, the laser ejects. Meaning that this thing can only be used, once. That's it. Just once. Now cool is that?

Goldion Crusher (GaoGaiGar FINAL)
Eheheh... GaoGaiGar... I love GaoGaiGar. There is little that I love more then GaoGaoGar. One of those, is GaoGaiGar FINAL. Its OVA, sequel... thing. It took everything, EVERYTHING from GaoGaiGar, (GGG) and improved it. You heard me right, one of the best Giant Robot shows, EVER, and they improved it. Now, everyone who has ever seen it, knows about the Goldion Hammer. A hammer, the literally turns people into light. But, early into FINAL, they killed off Goldymarg, AKA, the Goldion Hammer. So, everything got a lot harder for the 3 G team. GaoFaiGar gets destroyed, and replaced by Genesic GGG. And GGGG fights the final boss, beats him, and he spawns back, times 100. The 3 space-ships combine into a giant hammer, GGGG hammer connects with it, then destroys the sun. Yep. I'd explain who, what, where, when, and why, but that would take me more then the characters I'm aloud to have. My suggestion? GO WATCH IT. You will thank me. Guaranteed.

Jet Gatling (One Piece)
Without a doubt, the highlight of the series. And that's saying a lot considering how awesome One Piece is. (Unlike Naruto...) Luffy is facing off against the strongest agent of the wold government Lucci. He has taken 2 hits to chest from an incredibly strong attach, and can barely stand. Lucci walks away toward his cremates with every intention to kill them, while Luffy is stumbling in place. Then suddenly, out of no where, violins start playing as Luffy crouches, while flash back images remind us that Lucci, is a murdering psycho, and Robin doesn't what to die. Now, mind you, Luffy is in Gear 2nd, which makes Luffy faster, and stronger. And his attack, "Gatling Gun" is his fastest, and his strongest attack. He uses Jet Gatling. Which is so fast, even in super slow motion, it looks like there is 6 fists at one time. Right before Luffy's attack, Lucci used tenchi, which makes him impervious to all attacks. Except Jet Gatling oh course. Which puts him through the wall. And most likely kills him. The music is epic, the animation is epic, and goddamnit, the attach is epic. If you are going to watch it, you need to watch the whole series. And trust me, if you sat through Naruto, you can watch One Piece.

And this is one frame.

Welcome to this week's Firefox's Top 5! Everyone has fears of some kind. Some have fears of never succeeding in life or dieing alone, while others are scared of the Bogyman. And I will be the first to admit that there is sh*t out there that gets under my skin and moves around, and squirms, and lays eggs, and rots... Sorry for that mental image... Anyway, enjoy!

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Clown Porn
Ok, ok. I'm not really checking my closet every night for this, so to speak. But really, when was the last time you watched Clown Porn, all the way through?

Mutilation
Another half serious one here. On one hand, I can watch all the Saw movies while enjoying my dinner. And on the other hand, I get very queasy when I see "War porn" on the internet. (War porn being mutilated bodies of war.) I guess it just has to do whether or not I know its real or not... One way to find out... Lets watch Saw, one more time... *Grabs a brick*

TVs
No, I am not afraid of the TV sitting in-front of me. I'm afraid of something popping up and A: Killing me. B: Scaring the sh*t out of me. Most of the time it's B. I blame The Ring. Now I can't watch any VHS with out somewhat fearing for my life. I was going to put "Little Japaneses Kids" in this slot, like the Ring, and The Grudge, but... I think that might say the wrong message...

Mutation
Remember that scene from Robocop where that dude gets toxic waste dumped on him, and mutates into this twisted thing and after awhile gets run over by a car that makes him explode into a large puddle after he begs to die?! I do! And it gave me the worst nightmare I have ever gotten in my life. And it wasn't even a nightmare about mutation, it was a weird dream with fighter pilots or some sh*t... Also, since that dream, I get this really wrong sensation when ever someone randomly talks quietly, or objects go from big, to small, and back to big really quickly. And trust me, I wasn't on any drugs.

Possession
Oh wow... You know how mutation didn't top my list after such a result? Because I got over it. (Mostly) Oh... But not possession... Its Haunted me so much, that I have actually found all the categories that any Possession will fall under (Yay, mini-list! XD):
Spiritual
When a Ghost phases into you, and takes control that way. Not so much afraid of this kind as much as the other 2. I think was Danny Phantom killed it for me.
Mental
If something gets inside you, and takes over the brain via bite, injection, and swallowed. This one and the next are kind of at the same level of fear for me... You know you've got a fear when you watch someone in a Flash animation get Mentally possessed, and get freaked out. (Sonic Epilogue Full Movie...)
Physical
When something gets inside your body, and physically moves your body. Holy sh*t does this make my skin crawl... Lucky for me, this "technique" isn't used that much. It was used in used in one show I used to watch, (Made by the same dudes who made totally spies) and one flash I saw, (don't ask) both of which still haunt me to this day.

Not really a scary movie, but you get the idea...

Welcome to this week's Firefox's Top 5! As I'm sure that your well aware of, it's almost Halloween! The one time of the year where dressing up as an Anime character won't get your ass kicked! (Sort of...) Halloween has got to be my favorite holiday of all. The holiday appeals to everyone: Kids, teens, even Adults! Everyone loves scaring people, and everyone loves dressing up as someone, or something else. So, I bring you my Top 5 Costumes I have worn for Halloween! (I've only worn about 5 different costumes for Halloween, so this should be an easy one.) Enjoy.

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Clown:
My first Halloween... Man those were good times... Anyway, the costume was pretty good if I remember it correctly, I had the Clown suit, Clown hat, and a Clown nose that I remember taking off because it kept on falling off. Since I wore this costume back when I was like 6, that's really all I have to say about it.

Ghost:
For my next Halloween, I went as a Ghost. And this was exactly what you would expect from 7 year old kids Halloween costume: A sheet with 2 holes. I remember that my Mom made me wear this white cotton shirt, and white cotton gloves. I haven't worn cotton since. I do remember being a Ghost for more then one year, but I can't be sure...

Phantom:
Now this is where my list gets a little out of chronological order. This costume was the costume I wore before my current one. I'll be getting back to that soon. All the costume was, was a Grimm Reaper custom, (Black hood that I can see out of, and no one can see my face, and a black robe) with a black cape. I didn't win the costume contest (that went to a person dressed up as Spy, from Spy vs. Spy) but it was so much fun being at I party where no one knew who you were. That year was (sadly) my last year going Trick or Treating... But I got a f*ck-ton of candy. How much you ask? I filled 2 pillow covers. Yea. I was eating candy till the next Halloween.

Grimm Reaper:
This was my costume for like 7 years. I just loved (still sort of do) the whole idea and representations of Death. I already described most of the costume above, with out the scythe. The Scythe is by far my favorite melee weapon. It's practicality is just awful, but if you bring that thing into battle, people are going to stop to look.

Gorilla:
This is without a doubt my favorite costume ever. This goes without saying, buts its a full Gorilla Costume. Head down to the toe is covered in fur, with gloves, and a mask. The truly amazing bit what you can do with it. You can put a tie on it, Donkey Kong. Put a cape on it, you got Super Gorilla. Put a cloak on it, you got a Gorilla in disguise. No matter how unfunny you are, you are the funniest person ever in a full Gorilla costume.

This year, I'm going in my Gorilla costume, but with an engineer attire. Hard hat, Monkey wrench, tool belt, the works.

Welcome to this weeks, Firefox's Top 5! Some one recently asked me when I would do a Top 5 Favorite Songs. I told him that it was impossible, since every week I gain a new favorite, and lose a favorite song. Further thinking into it, I decided to do a top 5 on my most listened to songs. Which is a fair and concise list of some of my favorites. Without further delay, Enjoy.

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Korobeiniki (Ozma)
This song I have had on my Ipod for as long as I have had it, which is about 3/4th of a year. Listened to a grand total of 78 times. I have listened to this song that many times, and I still have no godly idea on how to pronounce its name, or its band's name. (If you do happen to know, ring me up on Skype and tell me.) (Ignis256 is my Skype Username btw) This song is a incarnation of both the old Russian Folk song, and the Tetris theme, made into a pretty badass Rock song. Although I am leaning towards the Tetris incarnation more. Why I so happen to like this for over any of the other billion versions to Tetris Type: A, is that for the last 10-20 seconds of the song, they had one of the best guitar solos I have ever listened to. I would recommend it to anyone.

Hello Zepp (Saw Soundtrack)
Straight from one of the most terrifying movies out there, comes Hello Zepp. For those of you unfamiliar with what Hello Zepp is, it's theme song. For a total of 79 listens, this song makes to to this list by a single listen. This is truly an epic song. Every use it has been it, has some sort of growing tension. Which this song perfectly shows just by listening to it. I would suggest this song to anyone, with a warning: If you look it up on Youtube, avoid Fan made Saw Music videos. Your Sanity will thank me later.

Art of War (TF2 Soundtrack)
When my first showed me this song, he told me it was called the, "Drums of War". Which does best describe this song, but its actual title is the Art of War. Which explains why no matter how hard I looked, I couldn't find it on Youtube. For a Giant Total of 80 listens, this is an awesome quick song to listen to. When I am going on a long walk somewhere, I always listen to my music. I also try to imagine what a music video for the song I am listening to would look like. For this one, I always imagine the evolution of war in total. It would start out with Cave-men killing with sticks and rocks, to the dropping of the Nuke. All the while the primal Drum is beating through out the song. As I said before, Drums of War best describes this song.

Average Man (Reel Big Fish)
To be honest, I really don't like this song that much. Of all the songs on this list, this is my least favorite. Coincidentally its my most recent song to get on my Ipod on this list too... Which might help explain why I don't like it that much. In the short time I have had this song on my Ipod, I have listened to it a huge total of 84 times. Like a lot of the songs on my Ipod, I found this on an Newground Flash. (10 Points to who can guess what flash) I checked it out on Youtube, and found the extended version a lot better then the shorted on used in the flash. As a band, I really don't like Reel Big Fish that much. The way they do their music doesn't bring up much variety. Oh, but this is still a damn good song. The best they have done! (In my eyes)

Ready to Die (Andrew W.K.)
You better get ready to f*cking die. F*CK YA. Every time I listen to this song, I still get that euphoric reaction that good music is supposed to give. AND I HAVE LISTEN TO IT 90 TIMES! Let me put that into perspective: That's about 4 and half hours of this song. Go listen to a single song for 4 hours. I'll wait. This is truly one of my favorite songs ever. The whole premise of this song is to tell you to get ready to die, as the name suggests. I could listen to this song another 90 times and still not get bored of it! I first heard it in the Get Ready to Die Collab, and I had to immediately had to check it out. The sad thing about this song, is that not that many people know about it... This song is so upbeat about the topic of killing you, its staggering! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, LOOK IT UP NOW DAMNIT!

That's its album cover right there. Yep.

Welcome to this week's Firefox's Top 5! We have games and snacks here, stay a while. Well, this is it. My Top 5 Giant Robots. Sounds at all familiar? It shouldn't, and you can't prove otherwise. Enjoy.

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Burning Gundam (G Gundam)
G Gundam, my favorite of all the Gundam series. A lot of awesome Giant Robots appeared in that show, most of them very memorable. But I have to give it up to the Burning Gundam, AKA The God Gundam. (In Japan) Why? One of the most epic attack I have ever seen or will see. He does this attack with his love interest, which results in a projectile attack, that turns into the King of Hearts crest, and the King of Hearts on the Crest pops out of the crest, looking like he is going to royally F*CK some one up. And then leaving a small Heart shaped hole in the enemies chest. Followed up by a nation sized explosion. F*ck ya.

The Big-O
Giant Robots. The 1940's. Steam Punk. Some of my favorite things in this world. And how convenient that all 3 of them are all wraped up into one Giant Robot show. Why do I love Big-o in particular? his is the first show where I could actually feel and hear the scale in which the robots are. Which is huge. When the walk, (which is always slowly) you they give this noise unlike anything you have ever heard in any other show with Giant Robots. The sound FX. I have watched a lot of Giant Robot shows, and this one seems the most real, the most possible. Big o himself makes the list for so many things. To activate him, you have to "enter the name of God". Which the reply is "Ye not Worthy". Bad-ass amiright? His main attack involves punching people. Slowly. And effectively. When he delivers the punch, the pylons on his arms inert deep into his arms, giving the punch so much extra power that can kill almost anything. Also his final attack involves a body sized laser that can vaporize anything. Nothing to important.

GaoGaiGar
GaoGaiGar. The King of the Braves. I'd like to see some one take his title. Why? His "Courage gives him the power greater then infinity". Ya, try it, I dare you. GaoGaiGar is an example of a Giant Robot made of smaller Giant vehicles. Or in the case of Genesic GaoGaiGar, Giant Robotic Animals. (Which by the way are larger then the Giant vehicles.) GaoGaiGar is another one of the those Giant Robot shows that seems really possible. Examples? Ok. Hell or Heaven, GaoGaiGar's main attack is also an attack that hurts himself, so, they replace it with the Goldion Hammer. A Hammer the size of GaoGaiGar. The humans face a huge menace. They beat said menace, and prepare to fight the next menace of the magnitude. How you might ask? With the Goldion Crusher. The Goldion Crusher is formed out of 3 massive Space Ships, made even larger when the top explodes revealing that the actual size of the hammer is about the size of a planet. Then they blow up the sun with it. Why you ask? WATCH THE DAMN SHOW YOURSELF.

Megas XLR
Arguably the greatest thing CartoonNetwork has ever done in their entire existence. This show is win incarnate. Everything about is is awesome. It parodies other Giant Robot shows, mainly Gundam and Voltron, with cameo of the guys who voiced Megatron And Optimasprime. The show is funny no matter how old you are, and the action can pull any Giant Robot fan to it. Megas has no special moves, instead it has a huge arsenal of weapons that term WMD couldn't begin to describe. Nope, in stead of beating his enemies with signature attacks that most Giant Robot shows do, he beats them with his fist. Yep, he beats the crap out of his enemies in the style of Wrestling. Megas himself looks like an Americancized Anime Robot. And that's where the show gets most of its jokes are from the stereotype of what all Americans are! Fat greasy slobs that do nothing but play video games. And that New Jersey is a dirt-bag place. Inside Megas cock-pit which is his car head, oh, did I mention that his head is a Hot-Rod? No? It is. His control panel which consists of a steering wheel, a bunch of random buttons, and video game controllers. I love Megas XLR. My deepest regret in the world, is that this show was canceled. :,(

Gurren Lagann
Now this is how anime a show about giant robots can get. What do you mean by as anime as it can get you ask? Well, it's ridiculous. The jokes are over the top, the animation is over the top, THE F*CKING SCALE, is over the top. And it works. The jokes are hilarious, like for example, the guy is like as serious as Solid Snake about seeing the chicks in his group naked. Which by anime standards, they fit the bill pretty damn well. The group, which has been given the title of Team Gurren, is lead by Kamina, his forced Side-kick Simon, and a Sniper named Yoko. (Hot as all hell for an Anime character.) Why this show, and mainly this Giant Robot makes my list is the scale. At first you think it has a defined scale in which the rest of the series will follow that scale. It doesn't. You start out with a human sized robot, then it exponentially gets larger in scale from there. You get the normal sized robots, then battle ships on legs giant robots and it just gets crazier from there. I mean, they find a mountain sized space ship, that doubles as a robot under a city, another space-ship in the moon, also doubling as a giant robot. And then for the last episode They form a Giant Robot the size of a galaxy. I mean, CHRIST! THIS IS THE SH*T THEY SHOW IN PHYSICS CLASS TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND RELATIVITY! Gurren Lagann: Awesome plot, Awesome characters, and Giant Robots you will never forget.

Yep, Galaxy sized.

My word it has been a while. I guess proper greetings are in order... Hey, and welcome to this weeks Firefox's Top 5! If you actually care to know why I haven't posted a Top 5 in a long f*cking time, I got tired of doing them, and I was running out of things to Top 5. I've got a bunch more now, and I am ready to do them. No more f*cking around, I am just come out and say who I hate the most from the Sonic Franchise.

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Charmy Bee:
I personally don't have a lot of beef with Charmy as much as some of the other characters on this list. Oh, don't worry, I still hate his guts. Charmy is this "small" bee, and yeah he is annoying as all hell. I guess why he makes the list isn't that he is annoying. There are plenty of characters of the franchise that annoy me to death. But Charmy did something I can never forgive. He was in Sonic Heroes. They could've done ANYONE from Team Chaotix, but no. It had to be Charmy. Because of that ONE game, he is now EVERYWHERE. Sonic comics, Sonic games, f*cking, crappy Sonic TV shows. Because he was in that game, he now, and forever, is the third (out of three) member of Team Chaotix.

Omega:
Ah Gamma... For some reason, when ever I hear you're theme song, all I see is you being rebuilt as Omega. (And you also play the piano) Which brings me to one character that royally pisses me off. It all started back in Sonic Heroes, which only existed to revive and reintroduce old or dead characters into mainstream Sonic games. I have no problem with Omega in Heroes at all. He looks, sounds, and plays the part wonderfully. But, after Heroes is a whole different story. After Heroes was Shadow the Hedgehog (the game) which was total crap. Not to mention Omega was there an 100% useless. Then everyone's favorite game in the world: Sonic 06. Omega made a bad game even worse. His voice was light and sounded wrong on so many levels, and his controls were god AWFUL. Then was Sonic and the Dark Brotherhood. No real complaints there...

Silver the Hedgehog:
This guy couldn't be even more of a pussy even if he tried. A character that on paper sounds cool, but when played out is just utter crap. What I did thought was cool was that he was a Telapath, and Blaze is a Pyrokinetic. Which means that in the future, after the whole "world being destroyed" thing, the remainder of the populace, how little it may be, gained Psychic powers. Which is both smart and clever. But once to start to play as him, and hear him speak, you will want to claw your ears out. His voice is worst then nails on a chalk board. Not to mention the whole "Psychic" game play is broken beyond all hopes of repair. I hate him, and all he is and will be. How the hell did he survive in the apocalyptic future?

Rouge the Bat
By definition of the word, Rouge is a Slut. Slut: -noun1. a dirty, slovenly woman. 2. an immoral or dissolute woman. When in the production of Sonic Adventure 2, they went through the procedures on making a character equal, but opposite to Knuckles. Knuckles is a protector of a massive Emerald, Rouge is a thief that steals and jewel she wants. Why she wants with jewels.... She likes shiny things? The Nostalgia Critic once said, "Sally Acorn: The face that launched a thousand Furries." If that is true, then Rouge launched a million. I mean, in the American release of Sonic games, they always censer anything even remotely pornographic. Yet, even in the rerelease of Sonic Adventure 2, her boobs jiggle more then in a dead or alive game! Of course thanks to Adventure 2, we now have another useless mainstream character. Oh, I'm sorry, she isn't useless, she still has to be there for all the porn.

Shadow the Hedgehog:
Hahaha. I hate this guy. I really do. In Adventure 2, he was a cool, edgy character, who was able change the way future Sonic games would go, and how the Chaos Emeralds work. Oh sure, he had a gloomy disposition, but it was done correctly. After Adventure 2 though... Ya, full blown emo. Lets skip ahead to his only "solo" game, Shadow the Hedgehog. I waited for the longest f*cking time for this game to come out. I made SURE my parents knew that I wanted it for Christmas. I got it, played it for about 2 hours, then threw it away. WE GET IT, YOU MISS MARIA. For someone who can be cloned, replicated, or what ever the f*ck it is that can clone his personalities and most memories, for some unexplained reason, he still can't remember that Maria wants him to be happy and to help to world. And if he can teleport any where, then why to we always have to play as him getting to point A to point B? I hate him so much, but you know what the worst part about him is? He is as mainstream as Sonic! Though props on the recent games for mostly leaving him out. (F*cking Black Knight) Also, All Hail Shadow? What.... The..... F*ck...

And I was so exited to play it.....

Rip-off of Ask that Guy, and welcome to this week's Firefox's Top 5! This week, I'm going to be diving a little further into my love for Giant Robots. Enjoy.

Omega Supreme
I don't think I have ever mentioned this in any of my Top 5s, or anywhere else, but I have a strong dislike to anything OP (Over Powered) with out a thing to balance to out. And Omega Supreme is a prime example of OP. In all of the Transformer Cartoons, he is either the largest Transformer, or one of the biggest. In the original show, (G1) he was larger then Devistator, or any other combining Robots. But I still love him though. Even though he is wicked OP, he is the only Transformer that seemed to me like a Giant Robot. (Minus Fortress Maximus.) And that deserves my respect.

Blurr
Another OP character to come out of G1. He is the fastest Transformer of them all, not that there has ever been any competition. He is like the Sonic the Hedgehog of Transformers. I would have liked him better if they made a Decepticon that was his counter balance that is extremely slow, along with the way he talks, but he still is Blurr's equal. But that's just me. What he does make the list for is the way he talks. Blurr talks as fast as he is. He wins extra points for is the fact that the actor who plays his voice didn't use any voice modifications for Blurr. Which I find amazing. I heard from a friend that the actor won an award for his voice talent. I don't know if its true or not, but he deserves it god damn it!

Waspinator
The previous 2 Transformers on my list I complained about them being too OP. But my god is this guy is UP. (Under Powered) In the first season of Beast Wars, Waspinator got destroyed more times then I could count. He can fly, and shoot grenades from his gun, but he is still as weak as you would expect a fly to be. What I love about this guy, is that he fully realizes that he is the weakest Transformer ever conceived. Not to mention the unluckiest. A random bolder is shot, and it lands straight on Waspinator, and no one is even surprised. And just to kick him when he is down, in Season 2, he is one of the only Transformers not to get a upgraded. Man, if that was me, I would be pissed out of my f*cking mind.

Rhinox
Speaking of Beast Wars. Rhinox is an example of OP done right. As you can guess, Rhinox transforms into a Rhino, and he is one of the only Transformers not to get the an upgrade. Not that he ever needs one. Rhinox is most famous for his, "Chainguns of Doom" which are the most powerful guns in Beast Wars. I sh*t you not, that's what they are called. How the balanced a strength like that was to put him as a Engineer role. He has the power to kill all the Predicons, but instead is inside the base fixing stuff, or manning the controls. What pisses me off most about this character, is Beast Machines. Right off the bat, they kill him off. F*ck that.

Grimlock
Even with Blurr and Omega Supreme on the Autobot's side, they still don't have the driving force for victory over the Decepticons. That's where Grimlock and his band of Dinobots come in. Grimlock is the leader of a group of a couple of other Transformers on the Autobot side. He spends most of his time in vehicle mode which, just so happens to be a f*cking T-Rex! The Dinobots are regularly used as back up when the Autobots need it. Which is very, very often. The second thing you notice about Grimlock (the first being the fact that he is a f*cking T-Rex) is his lack of intellect. But what he lacks in intellect, he makes it up in brute strength. There was one episode where he gained a large some of intelligence. What does he do with it? He makes a bunch of Transformers that combine into a Super Smart Giant Transformer. (I would've done the same.) (Kind of...) And on a few instances, he and the rest of the Dinobots have actually taken down combined Transformers like Devistator. If that doesn't say something, then nothing does.

(Look at that picture, you are not f*cking with that guy)

Hello and welcome to this weeks Firefox's Top 5! Since you guys seem to respond positively when my Top 5 when it has to do somehow with Sonic, I'm going to do this one on the Music found in Sonic games. Now, I already did a Top 5 of the classic video game songs. So this one is going to be from the Dreamcast on. And I fully realize that the Dreamcast cam before the N64.

His World (Sonic 06)
The only good thing to come out from that train-wreck of a game. A song done by Zebrahead, a more unknown band. I didn't really like this song, I do like hearing it here and there, but the vocals just ruin it for me. And the no vocals version feels like its missing something. I might have liked this song better if I never played Sonic 06 though. I like this song, but its not getting on my ITouch any time soon.

Throw it all away (Sonic Adventure 2)
This song to me, was the only good song that I could find from Adventure 2 that I could listen to many times and not get tired of it. Live and learn was annoying E.G.G.M.A.N. was catchy, but also annoying, and the other ones aren't even worth mentioning. This also is possibly the only good thing to come out of Shadow also. I've already gone over why I hate him so much, so I'll leave it at that. What I really love about this song, is that when I originally heard this song when fighting Shadow at the end, it was the single most irritating thing I have ever heard. But thanks to Youtube and its playlists, this song came up, and I was in the process of skipping it when it hit the awesome part.

This Machine (Sonic Heroes)
I think it was Sonic Bastardized that said this song was really awesome. Also, the other only good thing to come out from Shadow, Rouge, and Omega. Tell me a game that they were good in that wasn't Heroes, I dare you. This is an example of a song, that if you haven't heard of, and looked up the lyrics for it, you would say wtf. "With Rouge in the fight-electric lives Change surroundings A jewel in history A treasure disappears-as she goes Miss her as you look away-and no one knows." I understand this, because I listened to this song like 60 times, and because I know more about each character then I should.

Endless Possibilities (Sonic: Unleashed)
One of the best things to come out of this really really good game. And it was only played once at the end. I think it was KnuxRouge that was the one who had a rant on why this song wasn't used more, which I fully agree with! I mean this song is one of the biggest inspirations I get from music comes from! Have you noticed in the last couple of Top 5s how I said for certain characters how the possibilities are endless for them? Yeah, its what I think about when I listen to this song. They should've just called it, "The Epiphany Song" cause this song has been the source of some of my most major breakthroughs! Please, don't ask what.

E-102 Gamma's Theme (Sonic Adventure)
Do I even need to say it. What has been the one song that I keep talking about in most of my Top 5s? Gamma's theme. As I said last week, I finally found a place to get this song from. (I also got Lazy days also, but that's not important) This is either a master piece that took a long thorough time to make, or just another coincidence. This song depicts Gamma's story more then any song in the Sonic Franchise has ever hoped to achieve. You got the Techno beat symbolizing Gamma's cold exterior shell, and you got the piano that signifies either his organic battery, or his ability for compassion and reasoning that puts him higher then anything Eggman has ever built. I don't know, I think its a little of column A, little of column B. But song ends with the beat trailing off, and the noise that started the song finishing it off. If you look up this song, also look up the song used in Gamma's death. Its like a lighter version, with just the Piano.

Hello and welcome to this weeks Firefox's Top 5! Before I start, I would like to apologize for last week's Top 5. For my #1, I had Newgrounds. All I had to say was, "Just Guess." The reason why I wrote that, was because I was out of time. I would've gone on about how I love Newgrounds for its Flash movies varying from extremely detailed, to Stick figures. About How the Custom music and remixes are some of the best I have ever heard. And how the user Community is the best I have seen anywhere. But, that's in the past. This week, I'm going over my Favorite Sonic games, that I have played. Now I regret to say I have not played them all, but I have played most of them. Once my computer's graphics card is fixed, then I will continue to play each one. Now, the list.

Sonic Adventure 2 (Game Cube)
Sonic Adventure 2 was the first Sonic game I have ever played. When I first played it, I had no idea that there was a Sonic Adventure one. I was a really dumb kid. As a more mature person looking at my newest experiences and previous experiences with the game, I really didn't like it that much. Game play, is like Adventure with a tiny bit more. Story wise, they added 2 characters that, will, not, die. One, an emo immortal Hedgehog that seems to never any memory ever. The other is a bat, that Sega decided that they needed a character with ridiculously huge boobs. (Fuel for the fire I said) On the note of Shadow, his theme was the only song that I enjoyed listening to, that I could have on my Ipod. The Chao garden was 100 times better then the one in Adventure 1 if you ask me.

Sonic 3 & Knuckles (Genesis Collection/ Game Cube)
In the early stages of my list, I noted that I was missing some classic Sonic games. So, rethinking it, I added Sonic 3 to it. Why? It was the first Sonic game to come out that interested me. It had a plot, ya, a plot that as I said in my first Top 5 (under Knuckles) that I am still trying to get. (I mean, I read all the Archie comics, and I'm still baffled!) The power ups were a nice touch, but it loses and gets points for its difficulty. When I first played it, ya, I hated it! Then I beat it with out getting the Choas Emeralds. I was pissed more. Then I got everything, and beat it. I felt very very satisfied.

Sonic: Unleashed (XBOX 360.) (The Wii version can suck it dry.)
Sega's latest attempt at a Sonic game for the 360, which they failed so hard in so many ways before. Which is a success! And don't let the fags at Game Informer tell you other wise. The day levels were a blast to play, and it had what I was looking for in a game. You run so fast that if you blink, you just missed out on the level. Here's a shocker for you all! I actually enjoyed the night time levels! "Aww, but its a God of War ripoff!" Aww, shut the f*ck up. God of War is a bad rip off of God Hand. The Werehog didn't have be in the game at all. I would've rather that Rystar was what did the Night time levels. Can't have everything.

Sonic Heroes (Game Cube)
This game is probably one of the most innovating games I have ever seen in my day! Yes, I fully understand its faults, but hear me out. you get to see Big the Cat and Gamma, I mean "Omega" who you haven't seen since Adventure 1. You get "explanation" on how Shadow made it to other Sonic games. And you get a kick ass sound track to boot! May I just say, that even with the inclusion of Heroes, I think Gamma should've stayed dead in Adventure 1. Also Team Choatix makes an appearance for the first time, since Knuckles Choatix. The whole, 3 Teams of 3, each with a flying class, a Speed class, and a Strength class was what got this game so high on my list. Here is a bit of a logic buster for you: In Team Dark, you get Rouge, who can lift/fly holding Shadow and Omega. Which makes seance since Omega is using his booster. But what about Team Rose? You got Cream, a little girl bunny, lift/flying Amy, and Big the Cat. Think about it.

Sonic Adventure (Game Cube)
I kind of went over this already in my Top 5 Video games, but I can't stress how much I love this game! Still looking for a .mp3 of E-103's theme. F*cking .wma piece of sh*t.

Well everyone, Hello and Welcome to this installment of Firefox's Top 5! With that out of the way, a quicky about this week's Top 5. Now as many of you know, 09' is the year that producers decided to turn children shows into Live action movies. Personally, I have no problem with this. Of all the movies coming out in 09' there is 10 movies I want to see, of those 10 here is the 5 movies I want to see above all else. With out further ado Permissum Album Ineo! *cough* I mean, Let the List Commence!

Public Enemy's (7/1/09)
I've got to say, the 1940's Gangster's style is my favorite style of any group throughout history. Also the Tommy Gun has to be one of my Favorite weapons in history also. I mean, the suit, the slick shoes, and that damn hat... Man, if I ever make a series of any kind, I would try my hardest to get one of my guys to have some aspect of that look. Anyway, Public Enemy's is a movie set in the 1930's surrounding Gangsters and the birth of the FBI. I have seen the trailer, and that 5 minute footage of that film got me hooked faster then Heroin.

G. I. Joe (8/7/09)
I've got a friend of mine who can do the best impression of Cobra Commander you will ever hear. He even did a impression of Cobra Commander running a Car company, and it sounded realistic! "We have 3 kinds of Insurance. Collision Insurance, Weather Insurance, and Rocket Missile Insurance!" "Um, no thanks, I'm set" "Well, hope to see you soon! Destro now!" pffffft BOOOM! "You should've bought the Insurance Mother F*CKER!" Anyway... I never really got into G. I. Joe as a kid. Only recently I read G. I. Joe vs. Transformers, which was pretty damn sick. It scored extra points for brutally killing Bumble Be. :D I just hope that the new movie lives to exceed my expectations. Which are kind of set low...

Sherlock Holmes (12/25/09)
What the Devil is this movie doing up on my list? Elementary my dear Watson. Sherlock Holmes has always been up there in my Top Franchises. Remember The Great Mouse Detective? Of course you do, it was f*cking sick! And that was a Cartoon version of the worlds Greatest Detective! (Suck it Batman) Did I mention it has Robert Downey Jr. in it as Sherlock Holmes? No? Well, it has Robert Downey Jr. in it as Sherlock Holmes. You know, that guy who played Iron man, and that black dude from Tropic Thunder?

Astro Boy (10/23/09)
Another show that I didn't get into much as a kid. But I had what you would call, a brick sh*ting moment when I heard this movie was coming out this year. Which re-opened the scars from when I heard the Song of Storms in Brawl... Ouch... I don't remember much about Astro Boy. From what I know, he is a Robot, that can fly, shoot lasers out of his fingers, and his hand retracts to revel a higher caliber laser. Sounds like the premise for Masterful movie. My only question is how they are going to do this movie? I mean, is it going to be live-action like the other movies or Anime? I mean, if it is in Live-Action, I hope to god its not a little kid.

Star Trek (5/7/09)
Did I ever mention I was a Treky? Well, I am. AND I AM DAMN PROUD OF IT! Anyway... What do you get when you take a well loved series from 20-30 years ago, and go before the beginning of the show? A Sequel Prequel. The 11th Star Trek movie is a Prequel.... Well... What ever, it will still be one of the single most epic things I will ever see in my day. I mean, how advance CG is today, combined with a High-Budget Space fight.... Oops, there goes another brick... I should think about going into Landscaping at this rate. If I had to say anything negative about this movie... It would have to be the lack of William Shatner. I mean, for godsake! They had the Original Hulk in the new movie! Couldn't they do that same thing here? w/e I don't care, CAUSE THERE WILL BE EPIC CG STAR SHIP FIGHTS!

Next Week: Top 5 Epic Songs!

Seriously, a Live-Action Thunder Cats movie?

*Edit*
Its not a Live action movie, its full CG. (thank god)